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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 8
Life is too short to waste one single second with someone who doesn’t appreciate and value you.
She is a good girl. She has a good heart. She is almost a virgin. No drinking, no smoking, no drugs. She is pure as snow. And i am an unicorn.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
Promise me.. you'll never leave me.
when I'm depressed i eat and eat and eat.
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
My Boyfriend is like a Trampoline, I don't have one. XD
Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.
Liars - people who are too much of a coward to tell the truth.
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