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`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.
Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.Im telling the truth, but then i smile, and then they think im lying.
That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.That constant battle between getting up to pee or staying in bed.
Music makes you lose control.Music makes you lose control.
lifes to short to for mabyeslifes to short to for mabyes
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebookmum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
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