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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 4
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Just let it go:/
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying .
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
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