Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 4
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. 
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
*LOG OUT* .......bored...... *SIGN IN*
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
if i lose myself tonight
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
We have 2 hands, legs, eyes and ears but only 1 heart? B’coz other one is given to someone else. Go and find it.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...Page:
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.