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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
Have you ever: Loved somebody so much It makes you cry… Needed something so bad You can’t sleep at night… Tried to find the words But they don’t come out right… Been in love so bad You’d do anything to make them understand… Had someone steal your heart away… Found the one you’ve given your heart to Only to find that theyl won’t give their heart to you… Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care. Because I have….Have you ever: Loved somebody so much It makes you cry… Needed something so bad You can’t sleep at night… Tried to find the words But they don’t come out right… Been in love so bad You’d do anything to make them understand… Had someone steal your heart away… Found the one you’ve given your heart to Only to find that theyl won’t give their heart to you… Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for the day when they will care. Because I have….
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
A soulmate can't be lost..A soulmate can't be lost..
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((I still love you.. Why can't you understand this.? Maybe you don't love me anymore,but why can't you say that to me.? :((
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
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