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strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
After Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), even the week says "WTF"!
"No friends in common" "So that's a 'no' to Mujhammad".
"Did I ask you?" "No..." "Then Shut Up."
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better.
To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
Does owning a Toyota Prius automatically cause you to go 10mph slower on the freeway?
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
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