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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 5
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
I pretend that I dont care, but it makes me miss you more.
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I don't want the summer to end...
i love u so much babe
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