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All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Never say goodbye, because saying goodbay means going away... and going away means forgetting...
Only 20% of boys have brains...and the rest,they have girlfriends.
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
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