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men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the ballsmen, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!We have NO friends in common ... so how the hell did You find me ??!!
I miss you,you dumb a*s!I miss you,you dumb a*s!
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
I love people who text back instantlyI love people who text back instantly
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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