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A man in the kitchen is sexy
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
I'm not perfect and I don't live to be..
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
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