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Best Facebook status updates - Friday - Page 7
I text you, you take 30 mins to reply, I'm with you, your hands r glued to your phone
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Love is to give all you have to one person, knowing full well you may never get anything in return, there are no conditions to true love, You trust first.
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