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Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
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Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
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Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
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Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
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Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
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Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
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"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
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Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
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Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
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Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
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