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"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
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'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
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Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
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Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
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Guys who still open doors for girls
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Kiss Me I'm Drunk
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Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
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Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
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Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
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A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
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