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I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
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"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
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I don't have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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