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A man in the kitchen is sexy
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia" [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you! [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Its funny when i see people liking their own comments
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