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Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia""I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia" [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you! [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floorHOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE Follow them around the house everywhere Moo when they say your name Run into walls Say that wearing clothes is against your religion Jump off the roof, trying to fly Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people At everything they say yell, Liar Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine Try to swim in the floor [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own... [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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terpaksa harus sendiri....terpaksa harus sendiri.... [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE. [http://www.beststatuses.com/]
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