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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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No brain no pain.
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Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
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