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I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
No brain no pain.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
Dont worry, drink happy :)
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
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