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I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
No brain no pain.
I'm not material girl, and don't have to be, cause God gave me everything those looking for, and even more. Tnx God, God bless You too ;)))
I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
Best friends.. You fight, I fight. You hurt, I hurt. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge; I get in a paddle boat and save your stupid ass.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you're not worth it. ! :)
Believe it or not, you are in control of your own life. You are the reason why you are sad, and you’re the reason why you’re happy. So don’t wait for happiness. Go out and find it. Right now.
Single, sexy and ready to party! :)
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