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"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Kids are like farts - you can only tolerate your own...
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
To me, you're perfect.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it sometime.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
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