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Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
My next house will have no kitchen – just vending machines and an extremely large trash can.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
I'm not a b*tch, i'm just honest.
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
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