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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
I miss the old 'Cartoon network' days :)
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
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