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To me, you're perfect.
When life gives you a 100 reasons to cry, show life that u have a 1,000 reasons to smile :)
Having no friends. Because i'm weird and no one likes me.
Feeling like if you turn on all the lights, you will be safe from anything.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
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