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Selling your mate on ebay. As a joke.
I hate it when you really miss someone, but they don't even think about you.
Sometimes your friends can hurt you worse than any of your enemies could.
After "M"onday N "T"uesday Even The calendar Says WTF :D
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Sorry Means Nothing If Your Gonna Keep Doing It
Just remember one thing, I'm always here if you need me.
I don't care who you are, if you hit me, I'm going to hit you back.
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