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Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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