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Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.Trust me, you really DON'T want to know what goes on in my head.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
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