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lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
Don't wait for the prince on the horse. Usually, it's only horse.:D
The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.
I love you, but... food is food :P
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
What if I accidentally rape you?
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Putting things in a safe place But not remembering where that is
-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!
Jealousy is the greatest compliment.
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