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Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
THE JEALOUS FRIENDS IS THE FUNNY FRIENDS
the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
My Parents Should be Proud Of Me Becoz I'm Addicted to FB not Drugs
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not coming to my birthday party
"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
I love looking at street lamps when its snowing/raining
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