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I love looking at street lamps when its snowing/raining
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
If you only knew how much I think of u.
I must go. My planet needs me.
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
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