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Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
The worst feeling is being forgotten about by someone you will never forget
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for you...
he is my only desire.
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
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