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Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Open fridge, nothing. Freezer? nothing. Might as well try the fridge again.
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
The worst feeling is being forgotten about by someone you will never forget
Why do cartoons never change their clothes?
Hate it when I'm sleepy and then have to shower and then I'm not sleepy.
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