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I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't take her for granted.
I love people who text back instantlyI love people who text back instantly
Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't. Don't take a good woman for granted. Someday someone will come along and appreciate what you didn't.
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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