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Best Facebook status updates - July - Page 29
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
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