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Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.Someone needs to help Rihanna, she likes rude boys, loves it when people lie to her, and apparently forgot her name.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays. Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)You Can't Change The Past, But You Can Learn From It ;)
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
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