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Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
im so sexy
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
hello my name is trace
Sometimes, i grab my awesome boobs, because, well, i can :)
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
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