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Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutellaRomantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at itBelieveing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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