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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 68
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
Love is like quicksand, the deeper and deeper you fall in... the harder it is to get out.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
"OMG our house is on fire!!" "OMG!! Hold on I need to update my facebook status!!!"
When I'm bored I sit on Facebook and Like stuff...
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
Like if you don't smoke.
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
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