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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 25
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
That awkward moment when you look in the mirror, and realize how sexy you are.
Jealousy is the greatest compliment.
Love is a not a losing game - if you know how to play it well;)
I Spam Your Mom
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I'm so smart sometimes I don't even understand what I'm saying.
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
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