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That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxxI just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
"This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit.""This movie isn`t even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."
_____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster._____________/\__________\o/__________ swim little man, swim faster.
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
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