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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 105
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
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