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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 109
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
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