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Putting Your Hand Under Your Pillow, When Your Sleeping
Fake sleeping when someone comes into your room!
"Mom, make me some food?" "Get it yourself." "Nevermind, I'm not hungry."
When people ask for candy im eating, i give them the flavor i dont like.
Having guy friends! No drama, no betrayal, no jealousy, they're much more entertaining, and they're straight up. They're like your brothers, and got your back, instead of stabbin you in it.
I love finding someone who thinks the same way you do.
Finding out something about someone, and never looking at them the same.
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
I like to eat a sandwich, sometimes two. Eventually seven.
Getting in bed, and texting the person you wish was there with you :)
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