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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 137
You can't be late until you show up
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
I left her, I'll leave everyone who cheat me. After that, love, tears, repentance, can not help
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart & don’t even realize.
Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
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