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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 137
You’re as useless as the “ay” in “okay”.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person is typing... Person says: hi
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
I'm not interested for one more virtual relationship
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