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I think, therefore I am.
Blaming it on PMS
Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
If you give your all to someone who does not do the same, It is not your fault when they get upset for when you stop. Expectation is not being giving. And Being half honest is not being faithful.
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
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