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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 127
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
I just came out of church and i feel fresh !! dont get meh angry as its a sin and its sundai the day of rest xxx In the name of the lord the holy sprit . Amen xxxx
the main difference between a fly an mosquito is that afly canfly , a mosquito cannot mosquito.
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.
mum...why are you always on that facebook daughter...*status update* like if your mums not on facebook
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