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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 47
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
Wonders why Facebook has a "Like" button but no "I don't care" button
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
I'm currently making some changes in my life, and if you don't hear from me, then you're one of them.
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