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Best Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 54
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
I told myself I won't miss you but I remember what it feels like beside you :)
why my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :P
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
Sometimes i wish i could find my things on google.
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
sleeping better than being awake
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
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