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First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP""Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye. I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.Don’t waste your life trying to impress other people. Do what you love and love what you do.
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
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