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Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
I'm lazy and I know it
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
Don’t trust too much; Don’t love too much; Don’t hope too much; because that too much can hurt you so much. ♥
Bathroom conferences with your best friend at parties
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