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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 23
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Life's too short to remove usb safely
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
nobody bring me DOWN!
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
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