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Best Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 70
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
Meowing at cats until they meow back
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
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