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When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
Nazi Germany surrendered to the US on May 7th 1945. Chuck Norris was born on May 6th 1945. Coincidedence??? There's no such thing.
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
^ne joci peter vec od paris hilton^
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