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Best Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 75
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
When love goes wrong nothing goes right
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
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