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The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
Why do today what you can pull off and do tomorrow
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
men, they got you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls
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