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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.
im bored n i miss him so much
.. 30 minute to Death !
She was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about her
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
I don't get annoyed if you text me everyday, I think it's cute (:
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