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The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
Singing with your friend out loud so you raise the dead :D <3
Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me.
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Feeling like if you turn on all the lights, you will be safe from anything.
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
My name changes to "Billie" whenever I want to be alone.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
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