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Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractorI come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
When words fail music speaksWhen words fail music speaks
The worst feeling is realizing you had a chance and you blew it.The worst feeling is realizing you had a chance and you blew it.
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xDIf You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.Running for the bus, missing it, then pretending you didn't want it anyway.
‎~ Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore :)‎~ Some women choose to follow men and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn't love you anymore :)
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?""ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
I know a lot more than you think, but i keep it to myself to save argumentsI know a lot more than you think, but i keep it to myself to save arguments
She was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about herShe was my friend not my bff so if she is angry with me I don`t care about her
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