Best Facebook status updates - Page 107
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people! [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Remeber people might call you names and bring you down but its the only wat to bring themselves up ignore it your way better [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
That awkward moment when u throw something at your friend & hit some1 else. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
That moment when you're so happy and you wanna hug someone, but there's no one around. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If laughing makes you live longer, I'm living FOREVERRR!
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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