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*ping*....dinners ready*ping*....dinners ready
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
hey dude . your so coolhey dude . your so cool
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive"."I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Cheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;DCheating on my Exam: (←_←)(→_→)(←_←)(→_→)(↑_ ↑)(←_←)(→_→) ;D
"Only a vampire can love you forever". that is why I'm looking for one."Only a vampire can love you forever". that is why I'm looking for one.
hm..I'm kinda stuck in the moment..hm..I'm kinda stuck in the moment..
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
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